Sleep Studies

My sleep deprivation study is going quite well!

48 hours into it, I have discovered that:

There is a 100% survival rate.
There is an 85% functional rate.
There is a 60% clear communication rate.
There is a 45% comprehension rate.
There is a 25% multi-tasking ability.
There is a surprising lack of cognitive ability to discern that gum laden thoroughfares are NOT sleeping surfaces!!!

All in all, I am surprised at the midway results.