Tuesday, August 13, 2013

A Danish Bedtime Story

Once upon a time, there was a Dane who shared a life with a lady, who shared a house with her horse, who shared a bed with her master. This master decided to alter the circumstances. The rest of the story will be shared in pictures, but to start things off fairly, I will give you a hint on the first picture!
The lady's neighbour boy outgrew his toddler bed!! What possible use could she have for this? Hmmmm...Oh!!! That's right! She has a dog that might like having a large bed!

Fitted sheet. Right. Got it. Are we done yet?

WHAT? A flat sheet too? But I am SOOOOOO tired. Black bags, I tell you! Black bags!

This certainly looks promising! The duvet has been placed!

Carpe Diem

Mine

What toddler bed? Just try to condense me! I weigh more than you; YOU sleep on the toddler bed!

Make mine a Queen!!

My Humbler Bumbler

I have recently discovered a new species of pollinator in the cottage garden. Swift, large, able to cross pollinate multiple plants at a time. This indomitable creature is tireless and uncomplaining in the course of duty. She may lack a few refinements here and there such as using not only the traditional rear legs to carry pollen , but also the abdomen, the muzzle, eyebrows, forelegs, ears, tail, and whiskers while cross-pollinating brilliant orange lilies with delicate blue speedwell, or a soft pink dianthus with a tall spired blue delphinium. Certainly by next season when a large five foot stalk unfurls from the ground sporting nothing but a solitary pink flower the size of a baby's fingernail, SURELY the pollinator will consider refining her talent!